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And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, the man you've never been waiting for.... Me
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Now with 75% more statistics!
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+1 Beautiful Wife, adds 4 to Charisma, 15 to Self-image; +1 Lovely Daughter, adds +5 to Grey Hair, +5 FEED ME SEYMOUR; +1 Adoring Dog, adds +3 Poops in the Yard, +28 FEED ME SEYMOUR