Work:
The Velvet Paddle - Sadism coordinator
National Catholic Youth League - Sadism coordinator
About:
I'm a rotund, ebony lumberjack with a knee-length beard, a voice like a Jamaican Darth Vader and tribal tattoos all over my 6 ft. 7 in. body.
Bragging Rights:
I've done: floral arrangement competitions and your mom last night.